Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFTThere are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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