Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
JONATHAN SWIFTEveryone desires long life, not one old age.
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Everyone desires long life, not one old age.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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The common fluency of speech in many men, and most women, is owing to a scarcity of matter and a scarcity of words; for whosoever is a master of language, and hath a mind full of ideas, will be apt, in speaking, to hesitate upon the choice of both.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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There are few wild beasts more to be dreaded than a talking man having nothing to say.
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Books, the children of the brain.
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Vision is seeing the invisible.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
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Cruel people are ever cowards in emergency.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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Ay, do despise me, I’m the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
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There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
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A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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