Many a truth is told in jest.
JONATHAN SWIFTLive every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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This made me reflect, how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavor to do himself honor among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
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It is computed that eleven thousand persons have at several times suffered death rather than submit to break their eggs at the smaller end.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
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Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its infancy.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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