It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
JONATHAN SWIFTWhen I am reading a book, whether wise or silly, it seems to me to be alive and talking to me.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Small causes are sufficient to make a man uneasy, when great ones are not in the way: for want of a block he will stumble at a straw.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
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I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
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We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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There’s none so blind as they that won’t see.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody’s face but their own.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: and therefore they take special care to record all the decisions formerly made against common justice and the general reason of mankind.
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