War: that mad game the world so loves to play.
JONATHAN SWIFTBooks, the children of the brain.
More Jonathan Swift Quotes
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It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguished virtues.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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I love good creditable acquaintance; I love to be the worst of the company.
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruptions.
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There is no vice which mankind carries to such wild extremes as that of avarice.
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If you were not reasoned into your beliefs, you cannot be reasoned out of them.
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Although the devil be the father of lies, he seems, like other great inventors, to have lost much of his reputation by the continual improvements that have been made upon him.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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Live every day as your last, because one of these days, it will be.
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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
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The various opinions of philosophers have scattered through the world as many plagues of the mind as Pandora’s box did those of the body; only with this difference, that they have not left hope at the bottom.
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Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been pecking at.
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For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
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You cannot reason a person out of something they were not reasoned into.
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It often happens that, if a lie be believed only for an hour, it has done its work, and there is no further occasion for it.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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Physicians ought not to give their judgment of religion, for the same reason that butchers are not admitted to be jurors upon life and death.
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A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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