We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFTAnd surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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It is the talent of human nature to run from one extreme to another.
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Reasoning will never make a man correct an ill opinion, which by reasoning he never acquired
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An idle reason lessens the weight of the good ones you gave before.
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Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect.
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You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday.
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It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.
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Vision is the Art of seeing Things invisible.
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Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
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Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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May you live all the days of your life.
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How is it possible to expect that mankind will take advice when they will not so much as take warning.
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Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts with the public will convince them as he himself appears convinced.
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Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you please none; If you flatter only one or two, you offend the rest.
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That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot, to be easy without it.
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Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
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Perverseness is your whole defence.
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Every day is an opportunity to make a new happy ending. May you live all the days of your life.
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It is a miserable thing to live in suspense; it is the life of the spider.
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Falsehood flies, and the truth comes limping after it.
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No man will take counsel, but every man will take money. Therefore, money is better than counsel.
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And surely one of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength. It is in men as in soils, where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black, and black is white, according as they are paid. To this society all the rest of the people are as slaves.
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