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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

Joan Rivers

You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius’ bathroom floor.
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Hairs Myself See Time
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Darkness Hard Time Optimism Positive Present Success Thinking
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
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Hell Holy Water
If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn’t scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Believe Greatness Marriage People Scare
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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Funny Run Smile Time
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.
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Deal Laugh Yourself
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
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Appearance Funny Myself
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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