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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

Joan Rivers

Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
JOAN RIVERS

Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it.
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Age Fashion Feeling Funny Gift Memories Old Yourself
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman
The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are ‘age appropriate.’ For me that would be a shroud.
JOAN RIVERS

Age Book Fashion Myself Woman
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
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Funny Man Mistake Woman
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
JOAN RIVERS

Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
My mother could make anybody feel guilty – she used to get letters of apology from people she didn’t even know.
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Children Guilty Herself Humor Letter Mother Myself People Sorry
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
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Body Death Laughter Memories Myself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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Cook Food Myself
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself

Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.

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