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One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.

Jim Carrey

Human things have long since jumped the shark.
JIM CARREY

Human Jump Shark
My report card always said, ‘Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students’.
JIM CARREY

Childhool Student
We had problems like all families but we had a lot of love. I was extremely loved. We always felt we had each other.
JIM CARREY

Each Other Extreme Family Love Problem
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.
JIM CARREY

Coconut Development Die Drug Fall People Vaccine Worry
Ever since I started to get recognition I’ve picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
JIM CARREY

Certain Fan Recognition Reverse Stalk
True religion has, at its core: Love, Peace, Mercy, Justice and Freedom. If any of these elements is not fully present in a religion, the religion has been compromised.
JIM CARREY

Element Freedom Justice Love Mercy Peace Present Religion
I used to be a guy who was experiencing the Universe, but now I feel like the Universe experiencing a guy.
JIM CARREY

Experience Guy Universe
People need motivation to do anything. I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation.
JIM CARREY

Desperation Human Being Learning Motivational People
I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
JIM CARREY

Absolute Career Cry Laugh Theater
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
JIM CARREY

Funny Minute Wait
I think I could go away tomorrow. I’ve already accomplished something. It’s such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
JIM CARREY

Accomplishment Business Future Myself Selfish Sick
Choose love, and don’t ever let fear turn you against your playful heart.
JIM CARREY

Choose Fear Heart Inspirational Love Playful
I don’t make it in regular channels, and that’s okay for me.
JIM CARREY

Channel Regular
I’m very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
JIM CARREY

Alcohol Beautiful Drug Life Positive Serious
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.
JIM CARREY

Beautiful Coffee Garden Lose Morning Wake Up
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
JIM CARREY

Eyes Greatness Man Marriage Success Woman

One man’s toxic waste is another man’s potpourri.

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