Where do the ducks go in the winter?
J. D. SALINGERPoets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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