I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
J. D. SALINGERMothers are all slightly insane.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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