Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERPeople never notice anything.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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Sleep tight, ya morons!
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
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I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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