The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
J. D. SALINGERKnow your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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