You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J. D. SALINGERI have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
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Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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