I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
J. D. SALINGERI’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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I’m up to my ears in unwritten words.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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We don’t talk, we hold forth. We don’t converse, we expound.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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