I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
J. D. SALINGERWhere do the ducks go in the winter?
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She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I don’t even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people…Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me.
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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