We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
J. D. SALINGERThat’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhappy constantly.
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You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
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An artist’s only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone else’s.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one.
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People are always ruining things for you.
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