The final test of truth is ridicule. Very few dogmas have ever faced it and survived.
H. L. MENCKENAn idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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Evangelical Christianity, as everyone knows, is founded upon hate, as the Christianity of Christ was founded upon love.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one’s time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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Laws are no longer made by a rational process of public discussion; they are made by a process of blackmail and intimidation, and they are executed in the same manner
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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