Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKENLove is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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Change is not progress.
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The average man does not get pleasure out of an idea because he thinks it is true; he thinks it is true because he gets pleasure out of it.
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
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The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.
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In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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The ideal way to get rid of any infectious disease would be to shoot instantly every person who comes down with it.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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