Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
H. L. MENCKENThe most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
More H. L. Mencken Quotes
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You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
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A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
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If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.
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All government, in its essence, is a conspiracy against the superior man: its one permanent object is to oppress him and cripple him.
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.
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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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The American people, North and South, went into the [Civil] war as citizens of their respective states, they came out as subjects … what they thus lost they have never got back.
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Socialist: A man suffering from an overwhelming conviction to believe what is not true.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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