Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.
H. L. MENCKENThe urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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There’s really no point to voting. If it made any difference, it would probably be illegal.
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The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
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The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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Government’s great contribution to human wisdom is the discovery that the taxpayer has more than one pocket.
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There is no idea so stupid that you can’t find a professor who will believe it.
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule—and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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People do not expect to find chastity in a whorehouse. Why, then, do they expect to find honesty and humanity in government, a congeries of institutions whose modus operandi consists of lying, cheating, stealing, and if need be, murdering those who resist?
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A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
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A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to Heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
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