Puritanism. The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. MENCKENDemocracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out for himself.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and the truth in front of patriotic passion.
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It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
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Equality before the law is probably forever unattainable. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
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Once a woman passes a certain point in intelligence she finds it almost impossible to get a husband: she simply cannot go on listening without snickering.
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God’s children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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When fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
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The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear – fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants above everything else is safety.
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The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality.
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When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money.
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Free speech is too dangerous to a democracy to be permitted.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
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