My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWYou see things; you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say ‘Why not?
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Life is not meant to be easy, my child; but take courage: it can be delightful.
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I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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Your friends are all the dullest dogs.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.
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The liar’s punishment is, not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else.
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