Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
DOROTHY PARKERIf all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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