Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKERIf all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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