It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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