Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
DOROTHY PARKERThe best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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