The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKER[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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