Women and elephants never forget.
DOROTHY PARKER[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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