The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
DOROTHY PARKER[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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