If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
DOROTHY PARKER[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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