There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERMisfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I’m under the table/After four I’m under my host.
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