It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
DOROTHY PARKERMisfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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