Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERIf all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
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