The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERAnd I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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