If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
DOROTHY PARKERThere is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Maybe it is only I, but conditions are such these days, that if you use studiously correct grammar, people suspect you of homosexual tendencies.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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