Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
DOROTHY PARKERThere is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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