The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThere is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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