The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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