Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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