There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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