Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Women and elephants never forget.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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