Writing well is the best revenge.
DOROTHY PARKERTelegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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