The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERI’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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