I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKERYears are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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