Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
DOROTHY PARKERYears are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
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The only dependable law of life – everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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