Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
DOROTHY PARKERThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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A girl’s best friend is her mutter.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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