Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
DOROTHY PARKERThe cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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I like best to have one book in my hand, and a stack of others on the floor beside me, so as to know the supply of poppy and mandragora will not run out before the small hours.
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The writer’s way is rough and lonely, and who would choose it while there are vacancies in more gracious professions, such as, say, cleaning out ferryboats?
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I don’t mind anything that’s written about me, as long as it’s not true.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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