Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.
DOROTHY PARKERQuick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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