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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!

Dorothy Parker

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  Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.

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  If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

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  [On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?

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  Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

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  I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

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  The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.

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  The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

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  And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.

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  Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!

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  Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.

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  Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.

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  Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

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  Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.

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  If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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  There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

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  Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.

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