A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
DOROTHY PARKERThat would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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Now, look, baby, ‘Union’ is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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