The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERThey tire of quiet, that have known the storm
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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Oh, seek, my love, your newer way; I’ll not be left in sorrow. So long as I have yesterday, Go take your damned tomorrow!
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All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room before the fight starts.
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