I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
DOROTHY PARKERThey tire of quiet, that have known the storm
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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[On being shown an apartment by a real estate agent:] Oh, dear, that’s much too big. All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this — One of you is lying.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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