If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
DICK GREGORYI used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn’t have what I wanted.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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