Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
DICK GREGORYThey told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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