One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
DICK GREGORYThey told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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