When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
DICK GREGORYWhen you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
DICK GREGORYIt was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
DICK GREGORYWe used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
DICK GREGORYEverything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
DICK GREGORYJust being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
DICK GREGORYAnd we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
DICK GREGORYPoor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
DICK GREGORYRiches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
DICK GREGORYMy belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
DICK GREGORYI personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
DICK GREGORYI never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
DICK GREGORYI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
DICK GREGORYPeople with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
DICK GREGORYEducation means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
DICK GREGORYThere’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORYMy mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
DICK GREGORY