One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
DICK GREGORYWhen you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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When you shoot right and truth and justice down, the more right and truth and justice will rise up.
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People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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When I go through the airport and see white women walking through the airport barefooted, like athlete’s feet don’t exist, there’s something wrong.
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If democracy is such a good thing, let’s have more of it.
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