Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYDid you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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