Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYDid you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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Revolution ain’t nothing but an extent of evolution; Evolution is a fact of nature.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
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