America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don’t misuse a household pet.
DICK GREGORYIn most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Once I realized the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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I personally believe breathatarianism to be the highest mode of human living breathing in pure air, absorbing the direct light and energies of the sun, bathing in pure water I look at the obituaries every morning and ain’t nobody listed but you eaters.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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