I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
DICK CAVETTI don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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