Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
DICK CAVETTI don’t think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience’s reaction is from another.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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Commercials are not the only exposure that obesity gets on TV. It is by no means a rarity on the wonderful Judge Judy’s show when both plaintiff and accused all but literally fill the screen.
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The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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