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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.

Dick Cavett

If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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Children Parents Yourself
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Day Device Myself Sick
Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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Article Channel Choice Kind Old Possible
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Intellectual Label Myself Understand
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Dirty Food Letter Mindset Word
I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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Finding Music Myself Sacred
It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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Information News Youth
I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Away Happiness Myself Stay
Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Honesty Myself Time Togetherness
Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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Anxiety Born Ego Gift Strong Writing
I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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Block Easy Hard Myself Reason Writing
It’s no fun being a specimen.
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Fun One Liner Specimen
Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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Beyond Criticism Death Declare Escape Reproach
I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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Book Category Death Record Talk Thinking
I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Hate Movie Myself
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Brain Intelligence Myself

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.

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