I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
DICK CAVETTMy IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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Perhaps the saddest irony of depression is that suicide happens when the patient gets a little better and can again function sufficiently.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.
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I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
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