Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
DICK CAVETTHistory is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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A biggest mistake I made when I started doing a talk show was I thought you had to read the books.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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