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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?

Dick Cavett

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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Comedy See Student
I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, ‘Kid, don’t make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you’re like David Frost. Make it a conversation.’
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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Assurance Greatness History Subject Union
The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Dirty Food Letter Mindset Word
You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Dentist Home Ideas School
The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
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I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
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Eat Food Hungry Myself Power

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