Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
DICK CAVETTI think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Does anything show the complexity of the miraculous brain more than that weird curiosity, the sleep-protection dream?
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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