I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTI think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that’s long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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