My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
DICK CAVETTEvery so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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Every comic can report a few ‘gift from the gods’ moments.
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I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars – and, of course, the planets.
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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