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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

Dick Cavett

I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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Disturb Label Lose Myself Problem Vulnerable
You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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Appearance Material Naive Television Thinking Way Yourself
The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Anxiety Bear Dreams Emotion True
I’m not all that enthralled by show business, and I’m not that much of a highbrow.
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Business Myself
My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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Achievement Dreams Myself Night Someday
Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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Dentist Home Ideas School
I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Age Average Live Thinking
I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Funny Myself People
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Day Device Myself Sick
Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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People Reason Television Watch
Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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Food Myself Reach Time
I’m sure I’ve all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer’s ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World’ as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
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Exercise Friendship Lost Maintenance Myself
Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Hard Work Lawyer Ourselves
Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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Best Dumb Great Talent Unknown Wrong
Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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Comedy See Student

I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

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