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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Brain Joke Mystery Process Result Study Subject
Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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Art Profession Requirement Teaching Training
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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Himself Person Rare
A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Growth Man See Tough
Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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Promotion See Subtle
If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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Children Parents Yourself
I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Funny Myself People
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Dirty Food Letter Mindset Word
Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it’s painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it’s extremely painful.
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Brilliant Comedy Foot Myself Pain Time
When I’m doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: ‘Tell about the guy who died on your show!’
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Appearance Count Death Show Talk Yourself
In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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Relative Remember Thinking Youth
Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.
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Easy Hobby Interest Myself
It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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Information News Youth
It’s no fun being a specimen.
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Fun One Liner Specimen
The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad’s life.
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Benefit Father Greatness Life Myself
Every writer knows that unless you were born gifted with either supreme confidence or outsize ego, handing in your work holds, in some cases, admitted terror. If that’s too strong, at least fairly high anxiety.
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Anxiety Born Ego Gift Strong Writing

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